Tuesday, July 1, 2008

For Your Consideration: Corn Dogs are Awesome


Morningstar Farms Veggie Corn Dogs: I did a (totally scientific) taste test last night, and I'm a believer. All the mustard vector of a corn dog without having to eat mechanically-separated meat byproducts. They are scrumdidilliumtious!


(Just please god, don't make them in the microwave.)

Totally unnecessary update: Chat Files!

Cerulean: I have a * a plan* for tonight's dinner.

Fyn: yes, yes?

i have one and half peking duck carcass

what kinda soup can i make w/ it?

Cerulean: duck soup!

I really have no idea, just wanted to yell "duck soup"!

my dinner is not exactly gourmet, I warn you.

Here's the thing: I love corn dogs.

But I think hot dogs are gross.

It's a dichotomy that has burdened me my whole life! Sorta.

So, the vegetarians at the beeeeeach were telling me that Morningstar makes vegetarian corn dogs - and P., the frigging lumberjack, who loves meat like I love breathing - couldn't tell it was a veggie corn dog until he was told.

(at which point he spat it out, 'cause that's how serious he is in his distain for non-meat products.)

So I'm making vegetarian corn dogs and corn on the cob.

I'm going to pretend I'm at a state fair.

Fyn: i didn't know you disliked hot dogs

did you try the morningstar corn dogs? i am intrigued.

also, alton brown totally has a corn dog recipe

Cerulean: I'll let you know how the corn dogs come out tonight.

I imagine that as long as the batter is good, I will like them. Corn dogs are basically an excuse to eat deep fried corn bread dipped in mustard. Yumz.


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